Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Someone help me with these bats! Bats I say!

Saw a truck on the highway yesterday. On the tailgate it said "Bat problem?" with an 800 number. When I got along side of it, I could see the truck was from "Western Bat Specialists". So cool. I honestly didn't know that bats were a problem in California. Now I realize that is a testament to the way bat removal specialists take care of business.

Before I realized that these bat specialists were real, I thought it would be cool to advertise my own pest removal service for animals that no one will ever see. Perhaps penguin removal or wolverine abatement. Stencil "Wolverine Problems?" on my truck, get an 800 number and, BLAM, instant awesome business. The more I think about it, the better it sounds.

2 comments:

micahcf said...

As a teenager I had friends that would print fake labels for cans. I remember fondly the Growling Fungus labels that I'd tape on cans of soup in the market.

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